(Please notice the appropriate use of your and you're in the title!)
The third Friday of every month is our club's Board Meeting. President Mimi "Peanuts" Motroni would like to remind you that all members are welcome to attend board meetings. If you are interested, just let her or Marlene "Money Bags" Frisbie know so they can send you the Zoom link.
And it turns out that there is website that will generate Mob Names on demand - https://themobmuseum.org/nickname-generator/