We all know that its been more difficult to get doctor appts since Covid-19 has come into our lives. The following is a fool proof method for men to be able to diagnosis their general health. 1. Walk up to a tree and take a leak. If it attracts ants, you have diabetes. 2. If it dries fast, your sodium is too high. 3. If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high. 4. If you forgot to unzip your pants, you have Alzheimer’s. 5. If you missed the tree, you have Parkinson’s. 6. If you peed on your shoes, you have an enlarged prostate. 7. If you can’t smell it, you have Covid - 19. I hope this helps the men in our club to be healthier and know how to seek the proper health care provider. I will try to think of a self diagnostic procedure to help the women of our club for my next bulletin. Bill Schuberth