Here are some tidbits of wisdom to think about. They may give you something to smile about. 1. On a long enough time-line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 2. Three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth. 3. When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congratulations”. But none go up to the man, touch his______ and Say “Good JOB”. Moral of story—Hard work is rarely appreciated. 4. If you help someone when they’re in trouble - they will remember your name when they are in trouble again. 5. I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors. 6. Politicians should have term limits of two terms — One in office and one in prison. 7. Don’t take life too seriously. |