Here are some tidbits of wisdom to think about. They may give you something to smile about.
1. On a long enough time-line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
2. Three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth.
3. When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congratulations”. But none go up to the man, touch his______ and
Say “Good JOB”. Moral of story—Hard work is rarely appreciated.
4. If you help someone when they’re in trouble - they will remember your name when they are in trouble again.
5. I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
6. Politicians should have term limits of two terms — One in office and one in prison.
7. Don’t take life too seriously.